Once I Was A Little Boy
And When Sunday Came
I'd Try Not To Think Of Dinner
And Mama's Food Again
Cos Everytime She Cooked A Roast
It Always Came Out Bad
That Was The Worst Veg And Meat
That I Had Ever Had
Then One Night A Saucer Came
A Saucer Came From Space
I Saw A Little Alien
He Told Me To My Face

Aliens Don't Eat Beef
Aliens Don't Eat Beef
We've Seen The Pain That Cows GO Through
Aliens Don't Eat Beef

Aliens Don't Eat Beef
Aliens Don't Eat Beef
We Saw B.S.E. Long Ago
Aliens Don't Eat Beef

Then That Dreaded Sunday Came
The Roast Came Out Again
Black And Hard And Smelling Burnt
It's Then I Made My Stand
Mum I Saw An Alien
An Alien Last Night
And Into The World Of Cows And Beef
He Gave Me His Insight

Aliens Don't Eat Beef
Aliens Don't Eat Beef
They've Seen The Pain That Cows GO Through
Aliens Don't Eat Beef

Aliens Don't Eat Beef
Aliens Don't Eat Beef
And If They Don't Why The Fuck Should I?
Aliens Don't Eat Beef

Well Mother Thought That I'd Gone Mad
She Sent Me To My Room
She Said I Could Only Come Down If
I Admitted I Was A Loon
I Gave In And Went Downstairs
Told My Mother So
But Now I Know Something True
That No Body Knows

Aliens Don't Eat Beef
Aliens Don't Eat Beef
They've Seen The Pain That Cows GO Through
Aliens Don't Eat Beef

Aliens Don't Eat Beef
Aliens Don't Eat Beef
They Saw B.S.E. Long Ago
Aliens Don't Eat Beef